Happy Father’s Day: What’s Your Favorite “Dad Joke”?

“Dad Jokes” have risen in notoriety and popularity of late. So, in honor of Father’s Day, we thought we’d pay tribute to some classic dad jokes.

Feel free to use any or all of these, if you’re fortunate enough to gather with friends and family this weekend. Best thing is – you don’t have to be a dad to try these out on your unsuspecting audience.

If you have a dad joke you want to share – enter it in the comments below. Or, let us know which number was your favorite.

Enjoy our Top 10:

1. I love dad jokes, but I don’t have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
2. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
3. I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
4. 6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
5. I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
6. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
7. We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
8. My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
9. Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
10. I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs